i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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