Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wish i was in the wii world.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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