Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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