he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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