Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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