brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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