Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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