are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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