i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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