the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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