I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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