I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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