It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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