My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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