And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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