I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Congratulations! We have a period
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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