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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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