Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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