I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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