come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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