you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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