talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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