if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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