nut hugger
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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