Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
one might say we're banned from that church
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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