Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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