Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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