The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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