We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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