My brain says no but my pants say off.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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