There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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