the condom got lost in my hair
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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