Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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