I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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