How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
why is half of my head shaved?
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