because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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