He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
