his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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