fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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