I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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