maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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