Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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