Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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