Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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