i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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