I don't think brook has ever known best
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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