You can't motorboat a personality
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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