how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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