LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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