You can't special order awesome
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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