A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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