I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Randomize