There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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