just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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