And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Randomize
