So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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