I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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