I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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