What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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